What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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