i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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