just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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