I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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