How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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