Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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