i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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