So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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