I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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