Just mADE A PArabola og urine
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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