did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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