I wish I could punch you in the face.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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