real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Randomize
