Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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