It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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