and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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