so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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