if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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