Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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