i think i have two assholes
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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