erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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