i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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