Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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