You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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