Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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