I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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