I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Randomize