either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You can't just leave with hair like that
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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