put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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