i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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