On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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