Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
She made me pour olive oil on her.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
