Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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