would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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