Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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