Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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