I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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