bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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