you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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