i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Randomize
