is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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