She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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