He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Randomize
