Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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