I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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