his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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