is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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