Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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