Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Randomize
