Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
