She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
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NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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