my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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