you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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