Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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